"Hello Sanya! I am writing to you in the darkness,
In the tiny, dirty shack, and hungry.
With the family sitting near the wire-radio,
We love your speeches
We are with you, Sanya, and we will show how great we are
We'll drink together until we puke tequila.
And we will play hockey together, Sanya....
You will be the master of the universe,
Because you have royal genes.
I will trust only you
You are a genius, I know it." (Sanya is Lukashenka, Belarus' president-for-life)